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they are vastly underrated

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there seems to have been

an abundance of personal posts during my absence in the tumblr world this weekend. so i’ll join the crowd, what the hell.

HAHA thank you for implying that you would like to ask me to prom AFTER my own prom has ended and that you need me solely to make you not look lame at your prom. i’ve never been asked to a dance so i should be excited, especially since i had been stupidly daydreaming about this moment up until last june. i actually laughed when you brought it up, because the irony of life never fails to surprise me.

so thank you for a good laugh. the answer is no. i don’t need dicks like you.

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laughter is the best medicine

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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stupidteenblogger:

A tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.

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myheroesarefalling:

untitled by clara z on Flickr.

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aseaofquotes:

J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey

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grasstafarian:

you’re welcome

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